Bad News - Good News

Doctor:  I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient:  Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor:  The lab called with your test results.  They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient:  24 hours!  That's terrible!  What could be worse?  What's the very bad news?
Doctor:  I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Doctor Jokes

| Bad News & Good News |

| Alzheimer's Disease Advantages |

| Brought By |

| Call them Doctors |

| Castrated |

| Patients' Ethical Behavior |

| Cosmetic Surgery Bill |

| Day of Reckoning |

 | Screw a Light Bulb |

| Down Pillow |

| Driving Test Fears |

| Sober |

| Dye it |

| Echoing Vagina |

| Elephant's Trunk |

| Exhausting Sex |

| Filing Nails |

| Fits Like a Glove |

| Four Fs |

| Kinds of Doctors |

| Good News Bad News |

| Inflating Implants |

| Living Longer |

| Mechanic's Logic |

| Memory Problem |

| Memory Problems |

| M for Michigan |

| Midget's Crotch Pain  |

| Missing Temperature |

| TV Series |

| One out of Ten |

| Pajama Pants |

| Losing Temper |

| Bit by Bit | 

| Proper Language |

| Rare Disease |

| Second Opinion |

| See No Difference |

| Self Esteem |

| Sex and TV |

| Sneezing to Orgasm |

| Sophisticated Urinalysis |

| Suitable Heart Transplant |

| Swallowed Quarters |

| Tailor vs. Doctor |

| Temperature Up a Point |

| Free Time |

| Veterinarian Check |

| Waiting Room Stories |

| Testosterone & Hair Growth |

| X-Ray Showing Nothing |

| Young and Broke |