Castrated

A blond guy visits the hospital.  "I want to be castrated!" he demands cheerfully.

 "Are you sure about this?" the doctor asks.  "Have you discussed it with your wife?"

 "Yes, yes!  I've thought about this for a long time.  Let's get it over with!"

 So, the operation is performed.  Since it's relatively simple, the blond guy only has to stay in the hospital for two days.  On his way home, he meets a friend.

 "Well, hello!  I haven't seen you for a couple of days," his friend says.

"No, I've been to the hospital," replies the blond.

"Well, that's funny.  I'm on my way there right now!"

 "Really?  So, what's up?"

 "I'm going to be vaccinated."

"Oh, shit!!  That's what it's called!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Doctor Jokes

| Bad News & Good News |

| Alzheimer's Disease Advantages |

| Brought By |

| Call them Doctors |

| Castrated |

| Patients' Ethical Behavior |

| Cosmetic Surgery Bill |

| Day of Reckoning |

 | Screw a Light Bulb |

| Down Pillow |

| Driving Test Fears |

| Sober |

| Dye it |

| Echoing Vagina |

| Elephant's Trunk |

| Exhausting Sex |

| Filing Nails |

| Fits Like a Glove |

| Four Fs |

| Kinds of Doctors |

| Good News Bad News |

| Inflating Implants |

| Living Longer |

| Mechanic's Logic |

| Memory Problem |

| Memory Problems |

| M for Michigan |

| Midget's Crotch Pain  |

| Missing Temperature |

| TV Series |

| One out of Ten |

| Pajama Pants |

| Losing Temper |

| Bit by Bit | 

| Proper Language |

| Rare Disease |

| Second Opinion |

| See No Difference |

| Self Esteem |

| Sex and TV |

| Sneezing to Orgasm |

| Sophisticated Urinalysis |

| Suitable Heart Transplant |

| Swallowed Quarters |

| Tailor vs. Doctor |

| Temperature Up a Point |

| Free Time |

| Veterinarian Check |

| Waiting Room Stories |

| Testosterone & Hair Growth |

| X-Ray Showing Nothing |

| Young and Broke |