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1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort:
Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose
valuable scientific objectivity.
2. Be cheerful at all times: Your doctor leads a busy
and trying life and requires all the gentleness and reassurance he
can get.
3. Try to suffer from the disease for which you are being
treated: Remember that your doctor has a professional reputation
to uphold.
4. Do not complain if the treatment fails to bring relief:
You must believe that your doctor has achieved a deep insight into
the true nature of your illness, which transcends any mere permanent
disability you may have experienced.
5. Never ask your doctor to explain what he is doing or
why he is doing it: It is presumptuous to assume that such
profound matters could be explained in terms that you would
understand.
6. Submit to novel experimental treatment readily:
Though the surgery may not benefit you directly, the resulting
research paper will surely be of widespread interest.
7. Pay your medical bills promptly and willingly: You should consider it a privilege to contribute, however modestly, to the well-being of physicians and other humanitarians.
8. Do not suffer from ailments that you cannot afford:
It is sheer arrogance to contract illnesses that are beyond your
means.
9. Never reveal any of the shortcomings that have come to
light in the course of treatment by your doctor: The
patient-doctor relationship is a privileged one, and you have a
sacred
duty to protect him from exposure.
10. Never die while in your doctor's presence or under his direct
care: This will only cause him needless inconvenience and
embarrassment.
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