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Day of Reckoning

 "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.

 "Well, doc, 25 years ago..."

 "Never mind the past.  Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."

 "Like I was saying...  25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room.  She asked me if there was anything I wanted.  I said no, everything is fine. 'Are you sure?' she asked.  'I'm sure,' I said.  'Isn't there anything I can do for you?' she wanted to know.  'I reckon not' I replied.

 "Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg?"

 "Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"