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Midget's Crotch Pain

A lady midget goes into a doctor's office on a rainy day and tells the doctor:

 "Doc, every time it rains, I get this terrible pain in my crotch."

  He says, "Hop up on the examination table and I'll see what I can do."

 She gets up on the table, he works on her awhile, and then he tells her, "Okay, hop down."

 She gets down off the table, stands there a second, and then says, "Doc!  I feel great!  What'd you do?"

 He says, "I cut two inches off the top of your galoshes."