An old man goes to the doctor.  The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples.  The old man can't believe it.  He takes all his little sample jars and goes home.

 At home, he tells his wife that the doctor wants stool, urine, blood, and semen samples.

 The wife looks aghast and then realization spreads like the dawn across her wrinkled facial features.  "That's easy," she says, relief obvious in her voice.

"All he wants is your pajama pants."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Doctor Jokes

| Bad News & Good News |

| Alzheimer's Disease Advantages |

| Brought By |

| Call them Doctors |

| Castrated |

| Patients' Ethical Behavior |

| Cosmetic Surgery Bill |

| Day of Reckoning |

 | Screw a Light Bulb |

| Down Pillow |

| Driving Test Fears |

| Sober |

| Dye it |

| Echoing Vagina |

| Elephant's Trunk |

| Exhausting Sex |

| Filing Nails |

| Fits Like a Glove |

| Four Fs |

| Kinds of Doctors |

| Good News Bad News |

| Inflating Implants |

| Living Longer |

| Mechanic's Logic |

| Memory Problem |

| Memory Problems |

| M for Michigan |

| Midget's Crotch Pain  |

| Missing Temperature |

| TV Series |

| One out of Ten |

| Pajama Pants |

| Losing Temper |

| Bit by Bit | 

| Proper Language |

| Rare Disease |

| Second Opinion |

| See No Difference |

| Self Esteem |

| Sex and TV |

| Sneezing to Orgasm |

| Sophisticated Urinalysis |

| Suitable Heart Transplant |

| Swallowed Quarters |

| Tailor vs. Doctor |

| Temperature Up a Point |

| Free Time |

| Veterinarian Check |

| Waiting Room Stories |

| Testosterone & Hair Growth |

| X-Ray Showing Nothing |

| Young and Broke |