Sex and TV

  A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains.  After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, "There must be something you're doing that you haven't told me.  Can you think of anything that might be doing this to your knees?"

 "Well," she said a little sheepishly, "my husband and I have sex doggy-style on the floor every night."

 "That's got to be it," said the doctor.  "There are plenty of other positions and ways to have sex, you know."

 "Not if you're going to watch T.V. there ain't," she replied.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Doctor Jokes

| Bad News & Good News |

| Alzheimer's Disease Advantages |

| Brought By |

| Call them Doctors |

| Castrated |

| Patients' Ethical Behavior |

| Cosmetic Surgery Bill |

| Day of Reckoning |

 | Screw a Light Bulb |

| Down Pillow |

| Driving Test Fears |

| Sober |

| Dye it |

| Echoing Vagina |

| Elephant's Trunk |

| Exhausting Sex |

| Filing Nails |

| Fits Like a Glove |

| Four Fs |

| Kinds of Doctors |

| Good News Bad News |

| Inflating Implants |

| Living Longer |

| Mechanic's Logic |

| Memory Problem |

| Memory Problems |

| M for Michigan |

| Midget's Crotch Pain  |

| Missing Temperature |

| TV Series |

| One out of Ten |

| Pajama Pants |

| Losing Temper |

| Bit by Bit | 

| Proper Language |

| Rare Disease |

| Second Opinion |

| See No Difference |

| Self Esteem |

| Sex and TV |

| Sneezing to Orgasm |

| Sophisticated Urinalysis |

| Suitable Heart Transplant |

| Swallowed Quarters |

| Tailor vs. Doctor |

| Temperature Up a Point |

| Free Time |

| Veterinarian Check |

| Waiting Room Stories |

| Testosterone & Hair Growth |

| X-Ray Showing Nothing |

| Young and Broke |