Suitable Heart Transplant

A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. 

"Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors.  "We're doing a heart transplant for an IRS agent and want to find a suitable stone."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Doctor Jokes

| Bad News & Good News |

| Alzheimer's Disease Advantages |

| Brought By |

| Call them Doctors |

| Castrated |

| Patients' Ethical Behavior |

| Cosmetic Surgery Bill |

| Day of Reckoning |

 | Screw a Light Bulb |

| Down Pillow |

| Driving Test Fears |

| Sober |

| Dye it |

| Echoing Vagina |

| Elephant's Trunk |

| Exhausting Sex |

| Filing Nails |

| Fits Like a Glove |

| Four Fs |

| Kinds of Doctors |

| Good News Bad News |

| Inflating Implants |

| Living Longer |

| Mechanic's Logic |

| Memory Problem |

| Memory Problems |

| M for Michigan |

| Midget's Crotch Pain  |

| Missing Temperature |

| TV Series |

| One out of Ten |

| Pajama Pants |

| Losing Temper |

| Bit by Bit | 

| Proper Language |

| Rare Disease |

| Second Opinion |

| See No Difference |

| Self Esteem |

| Sex and TV |

| Sneezing to Orgasm |

| Sophisticated Urinalysis |

| Suitable Heart Transplant |

| Swallowed Quarters |

| Tailor vs. Doctor |

| Temperature Up a Point |

| Free Time |

| Veterinarian Check |

| Waiting Room Stories |

| Testosterone & Hair Growth |

| X-Ray Showing Nothing |

| Young and Broke |