Veterinarian Check

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.  The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him:

"Hey look, I'm a vet - I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking.  Why can't you?" 

The doctor nodded, looked her up and down, wrote out a prescription, and handed it to her and said, "There you are.  Of course, if *that* doesn't work, we'll have to have you put down."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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| Bad News & Good News |

| Alzheimer's Disease Advantages |

| Brought By |

| Call them Doctors |

| Castrated |

| Patients' Ethical Behavior |

| Cosmetic Surgery Bill |

| Day of Reckoning |

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| Down Pillow |

| Driving Test Fears |

| Sober |

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| Exhausting Sex |

| Filing Nails |

| Fits Like a Glove |

| Four Fs |

| Kinds of Doctors |

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| Inflating Implants |

| Living Longer |

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| TV Series |

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| Pajama Pants |

| Losing Temper |

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| Proper Language |

| Rare Disease |

| Second Opinion |

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| Self Esteem |

| Sex and TV |

| Sneezing to Orgasm |

| Sophisticated Urinalysis |

| Suitable Heart Transplant |

| Swallowed Quarters |

| Tailor vs. Doctor |

| Temperature Up a Point |

| Free Time |

| Veterinarian Check |

| Waiting Room Stories |

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| Young and Broke |