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Ways to Cope with Stress

  • ·         Braid the hairs in each nostril.

  • ·         Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

  • ·         Buy a box of condoms.  Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask for help.

  • ·         Pay your bill in pennies.

  • ·         Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.

  • ·         Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.

  • ·         Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.  See how many you can do at a time.

  • ·         Drive to work in reverse.

  • ·         Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

  • ·         Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.

  • ·         Relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of “The Flintstones” during that important finance meeting.

  • ·         Buy a subscription to a dirty magazine and send it to your boss's wife.

  • ·         Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

  • ·         Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

  • ·         Do your computer programming assignments in binary code.

  • ·         Go shopping.  Buy everything.  Sweat in it.  Return it the next day.

  • ·         Write a short story using alphabet soup.

  • ·         Tell your boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.

  • ·         Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

  • ·         Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.

  • ·         Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

  • ·         Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

  • ·         Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.

  • ·         Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.

  • ·         Refresh yourself, put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail.

  • ·         Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

  • ·         Polish your car with earwax.

  • ·         Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

  • ·         Lie on your back eating celery; using your navel as a salt dipper.

  • ·         Dance naked in front of your pets.

  • ·         Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a chocolate bar.

  • ·         Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.

  • ·         During your next meeting, sneeze and then loudly suck the mucous back down your throat.

  • ·         When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.

 

 

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