Wal Mart Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean, nasty woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling  obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have  there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,  "Hell no they aren't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell  would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with twice."   "Have a good day and  thank  you for  shopping at Wal-Mart ."